- Fantastic 'phone call: Receptionist:"I'm transferring you now" SFX: footsteps, creaking door, footsteps, shuffling paper. Manager: "Hello?" #
- http://t.co/fMpQxxpz How happy am I that all our kitchen equipment is electric? http://t.co/bUfZ2L79 #
- Dear logistics department: please stop telling me the ship is about to "birth" in Walvis Bay! #
- 4 hours formatting last month's Interim Payment Certificate and the Contractor screws it all up on this month's. Grrr…. #
- The quality of the formulae and formatting in this Excel document makes me want to weep! #
- WTF is "striped topsoil?" *sobs* #
- Oh, dear: autocorrect turns cranage into carnage. Glad that caught my eye before hitting "Send"… #